Smart Father

A young boy had just gotten his drivers permit and inquired of his
Father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll
Make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a
Little, get your hair cut and we*ll talk about the car."

Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and settled for the
Offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks they went in to the study, where his father said,
"Son, I*ve been real proud. You*ve brought your grades up, and I*ve
Observed that you
Have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible
Study groups. But, I*m real disappointed, since you haven*t gotten your
Hair cut."

The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I*ve been
Thinking about that, and I*ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that
Samson had
Long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and
There*S even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair also."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked
Everywhere they went?"