Indian cricket

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.


Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.


When would Srisant have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.


What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.


How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.


What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls


What is the height of optimism ?
Srisanth coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.


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Phone Call for Srishanth:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Sree's Father :"Can I talk to Srishanth, this is his father."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Father:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"