Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
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What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
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Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
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When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
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How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
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What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
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What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
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The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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